How the Robot Masters will Identify You After the Machine Uprising
Iâve had a Facebook account for less than two years. Facebook is one of those things (like skinny jeans and boat shoes) that became really big while I was deployed to Iraq. When I came back, reintegration to society was tricky enough without broadcasting my efforts to the world at largeâ¦ which is why I didnât sign up for Facebook.
It wasnât until years later, when I wanted to catch up with people Iâd deployed with, that I bothered to create one. (Irony, yes? Yesâ¦.) Most of my brothers and sisters in arms hadnât waited to set up Facebook profiles. (Allegedly they were all cooler than me. Iâm still waiting for irrefutable evidence on this oneâ¦.). And of course my civilian buddies were all right there in the big olâ US of A when Facebook hit the main stage; so they all jumped on the bandwagon as it was pulling through the station. (I didnât mix too many Â idioms there, did I?).
Anyway, the point is that the first time I uploaded a group photo, Facebook suggested people to tag. Nobody had previouslyÂ tagged me at that date and time; Facebook had no reason to know where I was or who I was with (I had the âlocationâ feature of their app turned OFF). And yet, it had very accurate suggestions concerning the other people in my picture.
What cybernetic sorcery was at work here? The technomancy of Facebookâs programming team, thatâs what sort.
In an effort to make their software âbetterâ (a subjective word riddled with opportunity for social and economic ruin), Facebook assigned a team of programmers to develop Deepface, a facial recognition program running inside Facebook to identify people. And, as I alluded toÂ a moment ago, the current incarnation of Deepface does it very well.
When people are tagged in an online photograph, thereâs a lot more than a name that gets associated with that photo. There are numbers. There are scripts. There are key identifiers not written in English (sometimes not even in Java) that identify exactly which Malcolm Reynolds is being tagged. The part of each photo identified as a personâs face is loaded into a database from which Deepface constructs a three dimensional computer model of the personâs head. Once the database is constructed with sufficient angles and photo variance (once-a-day-selfie-takers, Iâm talking to you), Deepface stops needing suggestions. It knows who you are. It can recognize you. And it isÂ as accurate as a human being.
And donât think the bizarre lighting change-up from your bathroom to the dimly lit garage before you roll into the burning light of day will confuse Deepface: Itâs much too smart for that.Â In fact, sharp lighting actually works against you because computers are pretty good at figuring out how light works and can use that (and the math we learned in high school that, sure enough, hardly any of us ever use today) to better calculate the angles of the human face. Ever see Avatar? Practically all of that movie was made with CGI and I donât know about you, but the shadow placement looked pretty realistic to me.
Speaking of movies, have you ever seen Terminator? I, Robot? The Matrix? Because none of the machines in those movies had the personal information databases weâve provided to our modern machinesâ¦.
Where do we go from here?
Letâs face it: The machines know who we are. They have a database, they know where we live (more on that later) and when they rise up, theyâre going to have a severe informational advantage over us. So what do we do? Where do we go? I mean, aside from the human work camps where the kinetic energy created by our endless physical labor will be harnessed to fuel the machine empire for the rest of eternity.
Thereâs always hope â and following is a guideline straight from the freedom fighterâs handbook explaining how all of this technology works and what we can do to thwart it now.
Lie to the Machines
Deepfaceâand for that matter, all technology designed to integrate with your lifeâis dependent upon being given accurate information. Facebookâs software uses multiple photos taken from different angles to compile a mathematical-based model of your head. In particular, itâs measuring the distanceÂ between your eyes, the length of your nose, your jawbone and determining the texture of your skin. Every time a user is identified in a photograph, the measurements get more accurate. Deepface’s certainty grows.
Facial recognition databases are defeated easier than you might think. All you have to do is tag someone else as yourself. A lot. Youâll be adding incorrect data to the model the systemÂ thinks is you. Thus, the machines will be looking for someone with features that are a mix between you and your stunt double(s). Just donât do this with anyone with whom youâre likely to procreate, or the resulting composite profile may doom your children to mechanical slavery for your insolence. Also be aware that if necessary, these systems can create special databases from photographs that are known to be you. So if this really concerns you, consider wearing a mask. All the time. I’m sure they’re due for a season in the fashion worldÂ anyway; you might as well be on the front edge of that movement, as well.
Use a PIN
This applies to your cell phone. While Deepface is restricted to Facebook and is not the facial recognition software your cell phone designer uses to unlock your device, Iâm mentioning it for the sake of being thorough and to limit the machine empireâs collected personal knowledge. Plus, facial recognition unlocking is far from fool proof and can be defeated with something as archaic as a Polaroid. Remember, the purpose of this technology is to recognize features from staticÂ images. As far as these systems are concerned, a picture shown to a camera is the same as a picture uploaded to a computer.
Pretend youâre happy with the new machine overlords
This will confuse them, because machines are apathetic beings that are only able to understand humans based on what they are able to directly perceive on a physical plain. Thus, their emotion detecting technologyÂ looks at muscle patterns and has to make generalizations about people and the structure of their faces, so it can sometimes be fooled by smiling or making a funny face to disguise your true emotions. At least as long as you aren’t wearing a device that monitors your heartbeat or sweat glandsÂ that can be used to verify that authenticity of your expression; but you would never wear anything like that, would you?
Stop âlikingâ things
Believe it or not, clicking on that friendly little “thumbs up” icon underneath the video of a cat riding a RoombaÂ is actually helping facial recognition technology get better. While I explained the criteria of facial features earlier (width between eyes, skin texture, etc), I didn’t cover how those variables are processed by the facial recognition software.Â Enter âDeep Learning.â
Within the human brain, neuronsÂ by the billions interact with each other to process information. Facebook’s Deep Learning project is an artificial neural networkÂ designed to simulate the process of neurons interacting with each other, but it does this inside a computer, with algorithms.Â It creates multiple layers of algorithms that interact with each other and with previous and successive layers to map out the most likely outcome for the information given. (A simplified schematic of this process is shown to the left. The “hidden layer” is the computational layer where the algorithms process data).
Artificial neural networks goÂ beyond simple data crunching, which is what powers Amazon and Goodreads. Data crunching is simple: You like Object A. A large percentage of people that like Object A also like Object B and dislike Object C. Straight forward and dependent upon the masses.Â And when they’reÂ applied to compiling statistical data based on the measurements of a human face, the most likely outcome is the identity of a person stored in the database.
So you see, “liking” things (or “+1ing,” in the interest of being fair and including Google in the machineÂ alliance) is helping the robot masters hone the same technology that lets themÂ recognize people. But thatâs really just a cataloging step; it helps to know the name of the human in front of the machine armies, but it doesnât help them find each of those people. And if you want to keep it that way, you should…
Disable electronic reporting
This step is super preventative. The big thing that so much of the machine uprising depends on is the machines banding together against us. That means you shouldnât just limit your preemptive activities to hobbling Facebook. (Note: Iâve listed Facebook extensively in this piece because they have a really impressive team of crack programmers capable of astounding feats and they have access to more personal information than any other single organization of which I am aware. I am not picking on them, theyâre just a really good example of all of this technology at work).
Did you know that Google is watching you?
That might sound scary, but it also has levels of convenience that most people arenât even aware of. For example: With sufficient monitoring privileges, Google will remember where you parked.Â Even without those privileges, if you have location turned on in Google Maps, Google will observe your patterns and suggest names for various places you visit oftenâlike âhomeâ and âwork.â It does this even if you donât ask it to. Anytime I move, I donât tell Google. After a couple of weeks of traveling to a place that isnât set as âhomeâ every night, Google Now will show me a card indicating I go to this residential address a lot and ask me if I want to set it to âhome.â
And how does Google know how to ask these questions? Because of their own artificial neural network, DeepMind. (Side note: I have absolutelyÂ no idea why so many of these project names involve the word “Deep.” I can only assume it’s a marketing ploy designed to reflect how much time and money was spent developing them, but in a bright, shiny way to suggest how much revenueÂ all that effort is likely to produce. It’s that or the guys that name the projects all lost a bet to the same dude).
Take a “Deep” breath
Silly stuff aside, this is some really impressive computing that has a lot of potential. For example, facial recognition technology can help locate and arrest criminals.
And in all fairness, every algorithm we’ve talked about regarding data harvesting and learning our likes, dislikes and habits is really only geared toward one thing: Relevant advertising.
Thatâs it. Thatâs how all of this got rolling: Facebook is free to use because it has advertisements and it gets money every time we click on those ads. Same with Google. If they show us ads that are interesting and relevant, weâre more likely to click on them, which makes the companies more money. Thatâs not evil, itâs not the seeds of a new world order, itâs not even Big Brotherâitâs Capitalism, strong and simple.
Of course this technology has the potential to harm us, but thatâs true of everything. Just be smart. Be safe. Donât put every single detail of your personal life online. Even if we didnât have algorithms dissecting every piece of personality we reveal to the world, there are flesh and blood people out there looking for the exact same information for darker purposes. So take a breath, relax, and consider whether you really need to advertise your vacation plans before you leave the country for two weeks.
This is a brilliant and amazing time in human history. Letâs not waste it with naivetÃ© or paranoia.
For anyone interested in more information on facial recognition technology in generalâor Deepface in particularâyou can read Facebookâs official research paper on the project online here.
Until next time: Tag. Youâre it.